搞笑笑话故事：这是一个悲伤的故事

1、我一朋友去年算命说他今年命犯桃花，会被一个忽然出现的女人伤得很深，昨天他在拐角处被一大妈骑电动车撞了，现在还在医院里躺着。

A friend of mine told a fortune-telling last year that he would be seriously injured by a woman who appeared suddenly this year. He was hit by an electric bike by an aunt on the corner yesterday and is still lying in the hospital.

2、今天去剪头发，看到旁边理发师一直和一个女生说:美女烫个头吧！我们这里新出了个5800的套餐，你烫了绝对好看。当时我就不乐意了，这不是骗钱吗，我蹭的一下就站起来了，姑娘你别听他的像你这种丑逼烫什么都不好看。说完我就淡定的出去了，那姑娘还一直追我，估计是要谢我。诶呀！太客气了。

I went to cut my hair today and saw that the barber next to me kept telling a girl: Let’s get a hot hair! We have a new set of 5800 here, you will definitely look good when you burn it. At that time, I was not happy. Isn't this a money scam? I stood up after a while. Girl, don't listen to him. It's ugly and hot like you. After I finished talking, I went out calmly. The girl kept chasing me, probably to thank me. Huh! Too polite.

3、一女生因上课迟到被罚操场跑圈，不料天下起雨，女生只得淋雨跑步。这是一个男生撑着伞到她身边一同跑步，并把伞移到女生头顶。女生认出男生已经在一旁注视她好久，瞬间脸就红了，低声不好意思说：“对不起，我有男朋友了……”男生低头沉思了一下，深情地对女生说：“要吗？这伞十块……

A girl was sentenced to run laps on the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it was raining and the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy holding an umbrella next to her and running together and moving the umbrella over the girl's head. The girl recognized that the boy had been watching her for a long time, and instantly blushed, and said in a low voice, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend..." The boy lowered his head and thought, and said affectionately to the girl: "Want? This umbrella is ten yuan...

4、有一次急性肠胃炎去医院，痛的死去活来，我爸来看我，一脸焦急的跟我说，这医院怎么连一个wifi都连不上。

Once when I went to the hospital with acute gastroenteritis, my dad came to see me and told me with an anxious expression that the hospital couldn't even connect to a wifi.