搞笑笑话故事：他那么丑，怎么可能早恋

1、我高中时候处了个对象，让老师抓到了，叫我爸，说我早恋，我爸当着办公室全体老师的面笑了好几声，然后说，不可能，他那么丑，怎么可能早恋！

When I was in high school, I had an object and the teacher caught him. I called my dad and said I had a puppy love. My dad smiled several times in front of all the teachers in the office, and then said, it's impossible. He is so ugly, how could he fall in love!

2、朋友聚会，一哥们喝多了，我把他带到了宾馆房间。然后通知他老婆来照顾他。结果他老婆进门的一刻，他吼了句，给我换一个年轻的。。。

Friends gathering, a buddy drank too much, I took him to the hotel room. Then notify his wife to take care of him. As a result, when his wife came in, he yelled and gave me a younger one. . .

3、高中时候一同学特别能睡。一天英语晨读，他正睡觉，英语老师走到他跟前直接一个耳光！"啪"！声音不小，老师把他一顿训。老师走后他摇摇脑袋问我:"怎么了？"我说:"你睡觉被老师抓住，扇了你一耳光，你还问我怎么了。"他说:"她扇我了？"我:"她不扇你你怎么醒的？"他下面一句差点雷死我:"我听着'啪'的一声，吓我一跳，我就醒了！"

A classmate was especially able to sleep in high school. One morning when he was reading English, he was sleeping, and the English teacher came up to him and slapped him! "Snapped"! The voice is not small, the teacher gave him a training. After the teacher left, he shook his head and asked me: "What's the matter?" I said, "You were caught by the teacher in sleep and slapped you. You asked me what happened." He said, "She slapped me?" Me: "Why did you wake up if she didn't slap you?" The following sentence almost thundered me: "I was shocked when I heard the'pop', and I woke up!"

4、我们十分钟前高考体检，一个理科班的妹子检查出怀孕了，雷到LZ，当时LZ觉得心跳有点快，GC来了，帮LZ检查的那个医生说：同学你心跳好快，那么紧张干嘛，难道你是孩子他爸？

Ten minutes ago, we had a physical examination for the college entrance examination. A girl in the science class found out she was pregnant and thundered to LZ. At that time, LZ felt that her heartbeat was a little fast. The GC came. The doctor who helped LZ checked said: classmate, your heartbeat is so fast, why are you so nervous? , Are you the kid's father?