搞笑笑话故事：印象中的爸爸很慈祥

1、夏天的时候，我穿着裙子走在街上，忽然裙摆被风吹了起来。我尖叫一声，一只手捂脸，另一只手去拉裙角。这时，对面一男人恰好若无其事地走过。。。他竟然没有看我，真变态！

In the summer, when I was walking down the street wearing a skirt, suddenly the skirt was blown by the wind. I screamed, covering my face with one hand, and pulling the skirt corner with the other. At this moment, a man on the opposite side just passed by casually. . . He didn't even look at me, what a pervert!

2、今天上班无聊中在玩手机，突然看到老板过来了，我就匆忙把手机收起来，一不小心把手机掉地上了，我还慌乱中，老板弯腰帮我把手机捡了起来，然后跟我说了句我这辈子都能记住的话。他说:没事，你玩你的，只要你把事情做好了，我不会说你，没必要做样子给我看，我也不喜欢别人只做样子；今天我是你老板，说不定哪天我破产，你发达了，我就要给你打工呢？做人实实在在就好……结果第二天我因为穿运动鞋被开除了！

I was playing with my mobile phone while I was bored at work today. I suddenly saw the boss coming over. I hurriedly put the mobile phone away. I accidentally dropped the mobile phone on the ground. I was still in a panic. The boss bent over to help me pick up the mobile phone. I said something that I can remember in my life. He said: It’s okay, you play with you. As long as you do things well, I won’t say you. There is no need to behave for me, and I don’t like others just behave. Today I am your boss, maybe I’m going bankrupt, and you’re well-developed, so I’m going to work for you? It's really good to be a human... But the next day I was fired for wearing sneakers!

3、小时候特喜欢看古装片，特别是那点穴神功，哪里出血了，就在伤口周边点几下，不但止血还止疼，有一次看见邻居家的狗腿部受伤了，我就跑过去在它伤口周边点了几下，嘿！还真灵！它不但站起来了，还她妈追了我两条街！

When I was young, I especially liked watching ancient costume films, especially the magic of acupuncture points. Wherever there was bleeding, just tap around the wound. It not only stopped the bleeding but also relieved the pain. Once I saw a neighbor’s dog injured his leg, I ran over to the wound. I clicked around, hey! Really! Not only did it stand up, but her mother chased me two streets!