搞笑笑话故事：XX，恭喜啊，生得是个爸爸，你要

1、在乡下，让儿子去帮他外婆把池塘的鸭子 赶回家，叫了几次他都不为所动，我怒火 冲天对儿子吼道：“你去不去？”儿子一脸委 屈：“你别逼我了，你知道，赶紧的事，是 不能勉强的”。

In the country, I asked my son to help his grandmother drive the ducks from the pond home. After calling for a few times, he was unmoved. I yelled at my son, "Are you going?" His son looked aggrieved: "You Don't force me, you know, you can't force me to hurry."

2、夜晚走在路上，对面冲来一伙人火拼，我站在原地一动不动的看着他们远走，旁边一妹子突然叫道“哥，你好勇敢，留个号码吧？”我眼都没看她说“滚”，之后我默默的捡起踩在脚底的五元钱！

Walking on the road at night, a group of people rushed to the opposite side. I stood still and watched them go away. A girl next to me suddenly called out, "Brother, you are so brave. Leave a number?" I didn't even look at it. She said "get out", and then I silently picked up the five yuan that was on the bottom of my foot!

3、和老妈翻她的结婚相册，老妈边看边 说：“真想回到你爸向我求婚的那个时候。 ”我好奇地问：“是不是当时特浪漫啊？”老 妈合上相册：“早知道你长这样，当时我就 该拒绝你爸，”

Looking through her wedding album with my mother, my mother said, "I really want to go back to the time when your dad proposed to me." I asked curiously: "Is it very romantic at that time?" My mother closed the album. : "I knew you were like this, then I should have rejected your dad,"

4、一天在路上遇到一个碰瓷老太太，怎么说都不走非得要钱，我就急了，回想到段子上有个很牛逼的技能，于是就拿起电话假装打电话。爸，给我卡上打五十万，我要撞死个人。这时老太太一大耳光把我拍地上，开一电动车装什么高富帅啊。然后…………我从容的躺在了地上！

One day when I met an old lady in Porcelain on the road, she had to ask for money without leaving anyway. I was anxious. Recalling that there was a great skill in the story, I picked up the phone and pretended to call. Dad, hit me 500,000 on the card, I will kill someone. At this time, the old lady slapped me on the ground with a big slap, driving an electric car and pretending to be rich and handsome. Then...I calmly lay on the ground!